Hi! It's me, Meadowstep {Yes, new name ;D} and we're on to doing the second annual warrior's inertveiws!
Today we will be chatting with: Graystripe, Spottedleaf, Sandstorm, Lionpaw, Breezepaw, and Dustpelt!

Let's start off with Graystripe!

Graystripe: 'Sup. ;3

Me: Hello there! Now tell me, what do you think of Firestar?

Graystripe: He's great! He's strong, brave, and my best friend.

Me: Uh huh. Tell us something we don't know. 83

Graystripe: Erm... like what?

Me: A SECRET! >;3

Audience: Yeee-aaah!

Me: ... We never had an audience... O_o

Graystripe: Um...

Me: Secret, you tell NOW!

Graystripe: Eh, I caught him eating kitty-pet food last month, does that count? AND he told me not to tell.... [now I feel bad :(]

Audience: OooooOOOOooohhh!

Me: *scribbles on notepad* Shocking!

Graystripe: Anything else? TT

Me: Yes! Do you think YOU should've become deputy? After all, Firestar is your best friend.

Graystripe: Yes, but I was gone for a long time!

Me: But that didn't affect how you are as a warrior! Plus you're much more experienced than Bramblecaw!

Graystripe: ...

Me: You KNOW you should've!

Graystripe: ... _maybe

Me: Hmmmm?

Graystripe: Yes?

Me: HMMM!!!

Graystripe: Yeah! >8(

Me: Uh huh!

Graystripe: Stoopid Firestar!

Me: Yeah! Whut's his deal!

Graystripe: Must BIATCH SLAP HIM!!!!!!11!!1

Me: Um... take it down a notch... O_o

Graystripe: Normal slap?

Me: Sure...

Graystripe: Must kick dat Firestar's lil' orange pitooty!!!!11! >8O *Jumps off building*

Me: O_o Eheh...

On to Spottedleaf!

Spottedleaf: Hello. ^_^

Me: Hi! So whats the deal with SpottedXFire?

Spottedleaf: ...

Me: You DO love him, don't you?

Spottedleaf: Eh...

Me: Let me list the good and bad parts of this couple.

Spottedleaf: Okay?

Me: Good: Number one, you're both great characters in the story.

Spottedleaf: So true!

Me: 2, "Forbidden" love of a med-cat and leader sounds interesting! >83

Spottedleaf: Hm! :)

Me: That's all.

Spottedleaf: Seriously? O.O

Me: Yep. Now for bad: Number 1, Firestar is waaay younger than you.

Spottedleaf: I guess...

Me: 2, Sandstorm would get pissy, and Firestar is already GRANDPARENTS with her.

Spottedleaf: =/

Me: 3, He seemed to only like how you looked and smell; in other words, he thinks you're edible. :O

Spottedleaf: O.o

Me: 4, you're DEAD.

Spottedleaf: ._.;;

Me: Is that enough?

Spottedleaf: I think I get the picture. You don't like Spottedfire?

Me: Nooo... It just doesn't make that much sense to meh. o_o

'Kay, I'm bored. Sandstorm's up!

Sandstorm: Hi.

Me: DID YOU KNO THAT SPOTTEDLEAF BE STEALIN UR MAN???

Sandstorm: WTF?

Me: TRUE! :O

Sandstorm: Oh no she did'in! >8O *snaps fingers*

Me: Ahyuppers.

Sandstorm: MURDER!!!11!!!!!!!1111!!!1 MUST!!! KILL!! >8(

Me: Whoa, chill. Just joking. O.O

Sandstorm: WTF??!!! >8( *fumes*

Me: CHILL.

Sandstorm: NO! KILL!!!11!!1

Me: Someone's having an off day. You're quite the violent type, aren't you?

Sandstorm: *rabbie foam pours from mouth* D8<

Me: Eeep! Secruity! =O

*Dragonfoot and Grasstail grab Sandstorm by the arms and throw her out*

Grasstail: Always wanted to do that! >:D

Dragonfoot: Meep! ^_^

Lionpaw's up next!

Lionpaw: Erm... hello?

Me: Lionpaw, whassuuuup? x3

Lionpaw: Nmjc. u?

Me: jc, thnx. Do u loike FOB?

Lionpaw: Ofmg, I heart FOB! :D

Me: Wt, c'mon! FOB c nxt dr!

Lionpaw: hly crd! rly???

Me: RLY!!!!!!! 8D

*Both skip merrily next door*

Me: Loike, omg dis sew kewl! 83

Lionpaw: Ddn't we hve a intervw?

Me: Y, yessss, i tink we dd. ._.

Lionpaw + Me: O WELL! 8D *boogie*

*2 hours later*

Lionpaw: Sew fun! Lt's do dis agn sme tme! :3

Me: Rght on!! Ttyl!

Meep! Beezepaw!

Breezepaw: You went to an FOB concert without meh??!! >:(

Me: Ur being off-topic, may I point out. Why you trippin?

Breezepaw: Uh! Oh, noes you did'in! >8(

Me: Do you like Hollypaw???

Breezepaw: Wtf?

Me: I think you doooo~! ^_^

Breezepaw: Fack you!

Me: Lol

Breezepaw: *grumbles to self*

Me: Do you think Crowfeather's meanish toward you?

Breezepaw: MeanISH? TT

Me: Okay, mean?

Breezepaw: CRAZY PHYSCO MAD! D8

Me: ...L...

Breezepaw: ?

Me: ...O...

Me: ...Lzzz!!!!!! 8D

Breezepaw: Hah? O_o

Me: OMFGWTFLMAOBBQROFL!!!!11!!!!1

Breezepaw: Dat's it. I'm out! *leaves*

Me: *Falls off chair* WTFROFLBBQLOLLMAO

Yay! Almost done! 8D Uh, I mean, awww... :'(
Dustpelt for the win!

Dustpelt: Sup!

Me: Hi! Anything interest'in at teh Gatherings? :D

Dustpelt: Yeah! Breezepaw be trippin!

Me: I know, right? XD

Dustpelt: He hates his father hating him cuz he's not as important as Lion, Jay, en Holly, who are CROWXLEAF KITS!

Me: Then that must mean I dislike Jaypaw's momma! D8 (Who will soon be my mother-in-law XD)

Dustpelt: Or is it Squirrelflight...?

Me: Either way, I dislike.

Dustpelt: Good fer you! ;3

Me: Why tankoo, Dusty! Too bad you're with Ferncloud, I could just gobble you up. ^_^

Ferncloud: SAY WHUT?!

Me: ^^;

I'm done! They're done! You're done! G'day! Go home! ^_^ <3 I'm in a pissy mood, so LEAVE, Breezepaw. >:(

Breezepaw: OO;; *runs away*

THE END. (Thank you lord =3)